I've been in Sydney Australia for a few days now. I have to say, I quite like it. Of course, it's quite a lot different from the places I've been visiting in Asia. Sydney is a very exciting, clean, happening city. I thought that I would be reminded of Vancouver, but it turns out that I it is more reminiscent of Seattle. This place is bigger. Much Bigger.
The Australians are a very unique people. They have their own distinct version of English. You can really see the English influence here, though. The housing looks very much like suburban England. They drive on the left (though, that is all over Asia). They have a very strong Pub culture. And they LOOK British. The men are either Soccer Hooligan types, or they are Bondi Beach Lifeguard types. Anything in between is a tourist.
I've spent the last few days wandering the city. Like most World Cities, it is one mall after after another after another. But, the charm of Sydney is the harbours. There are lots of them. The Sydney Opera House is spectacular, a marvel of architecture. I have not gotten close to it, or in it, but I plan to. The Sydney Harbour Bridge (very clever name, that) is the second most popular tourist attraction. They offer tours that allow you to walk to the top, then back down. But since you have to wear embarrassing outfits that make you look like a prisoner, I decided not to go. Plus, they give a breathalizer test before you start. I am sure I'd fail that.
Today, I went to Bondi Beach. It's one of the more famous beaches here, complete with the iconic Australian Lifeguards in skimpy Speedos. I looked for them, but sadly I didn't see them. It was seriously crowded, but it is summer so that's to be expected.
I've been learning the Ozzie slang, since it's pretty impossible to avoid it. I've often used the phrase "G'Day, Mate", but that's not the worst. I've found that I am following the local vernacular much more easily than I expected. Here is a list of terms I am encountering locally:
Arvo = Afternoon
Bottle Shop = Liquor store
Bushman's Hanky = hold one nostril closed, and blow out the other. (eww)
Crack a Fat = Get an erection
Dinkum, or Fair Dinkum = true, real
Grundies = underwear
Hotel = just a pub
Old Fella = penis
Slab = carton of beer
Sunnies = sunglasses
Thong = flipflops
Tinny = can of beer
White pointers = topless female sunbathers
Woggies = a person of Mediterranean origin.
Tomorrow, I am heading to the Blue Mountains. It's about 2 hours out of Sydney, and I will get to see Koalas and Kangaroos. Should be a fun way to spend the end of 2008. See you next year!



